2007-09-17 19:55:11 · 21 answers · asked by tigerleeaussie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
please insert genie and return to sender.
2007-09-17 22:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by leeanneandwayne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Island for Sale. One Previous Owner. Beautiful Beaches, Palm Trees, Warm Weather year round and Crystal Clear water.
Asking $5 Million and a ride home.
Directions: Turn Left at Hawaii.
2007-09-17 20:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by rushmore223 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Message: You could have at least sent me a bottle with the whisky IN it!!! Send reinforcements!-Rachel.
2007-09-17 19:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" If you are reading this message, then congratulations! you wasted your entire life searching for a bottle with a message. now pass it on"
2007-09-17 19:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 boys are interior the schoolyard bragging approximately their fathers. the 1st boy says, "My Dad scribbles some words on slightly paper, he calls it a poem, they provide him $50." the 2d boy says, "that may no longer something. My Dad scribbles some words on slightly paper, he calls it a song, they provide him $a hundred." The third boy says, "I have been given you the two beat. My Dad scribbles some words on slightly paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes 8 human beings to hold at the same time all the money!"
2016-10-18 23:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by joleen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My message would state the following:
Hello Reader,
I hope you enjoy my message for I am a stranger to you. You will not know who I am or know what I look like but but at least you will know that your hands smell like pee because I urinated on this paper!!!
p.s. sorry, I had to wipe with something!?!
Do you like???
2007-09-17 20:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by ari_? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where I am and the date, maybe add my mobile number so whoever found it could text me.
2007-09-17 19:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stranded on tropical island...do not send help...send booze!
2007-09-17 21:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you send another bottle this ones empty.
2007-09-17 20:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by aussierabbi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
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*kabOoM*
2007-09-17 19:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stay away,leave me alone!
2007-09-17 20:19:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋