σσ Can you fill in the blanks with PAUL McCARTNEY SONG TITLES in order to make amusing sentences?

Question

Songs that came AFTER the Beatles.

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1. When was the last you _______?
2. The bank robber turned to the teller and said, ______.
3. In his closing remarks the rookie lawyer said ________.
4. In his closing remarks the veteran lawyer said ________.
5. We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:________.

Answer 1

1. When was the last you LET ‘EM IN, UNCLE ALBERT, in NINETEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE?

2. The bank robber turned to the teller and said, HI, HI, HI, if you want to LIVE & LET DIE, then you better LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID, and let me ROLL IT OUT without calling the police!

3. In his closing remarks the rookie lawyer said, “Because VENUS & MARS were aligned in her chart, my client, HELEN WHEELS, decided an ARROW THROUGH ME was easier than telling me she was dissatisfied with my services as her attorney.

4. In his closing remarks the veteran lawyer said, “COMING UP on JUNIOR’S FARM, the PIPES OF PEACE, will always cry out to all who see them, FREEDOM for my client!”

5. We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: There will be a TUG OF WAR at MULL OF KINTRYE, GIRLS SCHOOL followed by SILLY LOVE SONGS by the BAND ON THE RUN as they JET away to ANOTHER DAY after the C MOON tonight.

Answer 2

1. When was the last you ___Lived together in perfect harmony____?
2. The bank robber turned to the teller and said, _You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs_____.
3. In his closing remarks the rookie lawyer said _I thought the only lonely place was on the moon_______.
4. In his closing remarks the veteran lawyer said _All I need is a pint a day_______.
5. We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:____Soldier boy kisses girl; Leaves behind a tragic world; But he wont mind - He's in love and he says love is fine____.


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OH NUTS! I did lyrics BRB

OK, here goes:
1. When was the last you __Live and Let Die_____?
2. The bank robber turned to the teller and said, _Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five [dollars please]_____.
3. In his closing remarks the rookie lawyer said __We All Stand Together______.
4. In his closing remarks the veteran lawyer said _No More Lonely Nights [in jail]_______.
5. We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:__[there is a ] Band on the Run______.

Answer 3

1. When was the last you LET IT BE?

2. The bank robber turned to the teller and said, "LIVE AND LET DIE."

3. In his closing remarks the rookie lawyer said "MAYBE I'M AMAZED."

4. In his closing remarks the veteran lawyer said "LISTEN WHAT THE MAN SAID."

5. We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

Answer 4

one million. quicker or later all of us could stroll the line. 2. If the Beatles had come from Alabama, that they had be North by Northwest. 3. this is no longer in all threat that Gandhi will ever Kill bill. 4. Gen. Patton regarded at Rommel and pronounced You, Me & Dupree - extreme midday - Lock, inventory and a pair of Smoking Barrels. 5. the gap alien took one look at Paris Hilton and pronounced, Million dollar toddler;