the ones under my bed are scaring me and they are also getting slobber all over me, one just broke my bedside lamp. how can I get rid of them?
2007-09-17 17:27:10 · 9 answers · asked by froggy010101 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Mine require me to paint the floor under the bed with fresh blood every day (during daylight hours of course! I'm not dumb enough to look under there after dark!) When my neighborhood ran out of pets, I had to start using little kids. The monsters under the bed seem to like their blood more than adults. And they especially like it when I season their blood with fear hormones, so I have to dress up real scary before I cut them up on my tablesaw...
2007-09-17 18:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by Rob S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes,be good(and to them) and keep under the bed clean too(they want their abode to be clean) and always close your closet doors(otherwise they'll get together and make a BIG mess).
2007-09-17 19:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow B*tch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monsters are in your head, not under your bed
2007-09-20 08:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, dust bunnies.
You get rid of them by cleaning under your bed.
2007-09-17 18:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sleep on the floor so I don't have monsters under my bed.
2007-09-17 23:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Veronica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw smelly socks under there.
it's like catnip to them and will let your sleep in peace. But you have to throw a new stinky sock under there every night (and retrieve the previous one)
2007-09-17 18:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
maybe a silver amulet under your bed, lol.
2007-09-17 18:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by Eric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I banished them from entering my house.
2007-09-17 17:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he besides my little brother hahahahaha as a joke
2007-09-18 12:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by ~Your Greek God:God Of Advice~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋