1) YES, YES,YES....you are the best_____I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I ____, will you_____?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just ______in my _______
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to _________ and instead I __________.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where_____________.
2007-09-17 14:56:29 · 33 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1~ YES YES YES...you are the best plumber I ever had! You can unclog my pipes any time.
2~ If I tell you I used to be a man, will you still buy me dinner?
3~ Nurse, nurse!! Come quick! I just lost my watch in my patient's abdomen. Can you tell me what time it is?
4~ Ooops!! I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while he was in Bora Bora for a month. Instead, I took his newspaper and stole his cable. I'm sure he won't mind.
5~ Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou condoms? No gloveth, no loveth.
2007-09-17 15:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by feather girl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) YES, YES,YES....you are the best blanket I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I'm having an affair with the mail man, will you join us in a threesome?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just ______in my _______
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to _________ and instead I __________.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where is my CHILD SUPPORT MONEY?!?!
sry, couldn't think of funny stuff for 3 and 4
2007-09-17 15:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by Oblivion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. YES, YES. YES...You are the best Rubber Duckie I ever had!!!
2. If I tell you I just ate some dog food, will you give me some more?
3. Nurse, nurse!! Come quick! I just took out this man's liver and it's in my pocket.
4. Ooops!! I was supposed to dump the urinal and instead I drank it.
5. Romeo, Romeo, Where are my silk pajamas?
2007-09-17 15:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) YES, YES,YES....you are the best desert I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I suck, will you let me?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just peed in my pants
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to be on top and instead I went under.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where are the condoms.
2007-09-17 15:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by cindiee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) YES, YES,YES....you are the best sock I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I ate your boyfriend's face, will you hide in the closet immediately?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just threw up in my tissue box!!!
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to pack my suitcase and instead I tripped on a dog.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where is the remote control?
2007-09-17 15:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by PunK RokkR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. YES,YES,YES...you are the best apple pie I ever had!!
2. I f i tell you i farted will you hate me forever?
3. Nurse, Nurse!! Come quick! I just had a baby in my Honda
4. Ooops!! I was supposed to stop at the light but instead i sped up.
5. Romeo, Romeo, where the hell is my child support check?!
2007-09-17 15:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by lynnabugg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) YES, YES,YES....you are the best shag I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I hate your hair, will you cut it?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just trapped nail in my car door!
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to make this funny and instead I didnt.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where the hell are you.
:) that was fun!!
2007-09-17 15:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by hello :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) YES, YES,YES....you are the Harry Potter Hot Pocket I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I had a hamster, will you let me borrow your remote control car so I can give it rides?
3) Nurse,nurse!! Come quick! I just had some Montezuma's Revenge in my bed pan
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to get a "Tickle me Elmo" and instead I picked up this crappy "Pickle me Melmo" rip off.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where did you get that super-fantastic blouse?!
2007-09-17 15:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) yes, yes, yes...you are the best pimp I ever had!!!
2) If I tell you I like it deep, will you scrub my canker soars.
3) Nurse, nurse!! Come quick! I just peed in my eye.
4) Ooops!! I was supposed to eat cheese and instead I ate horse manure.
5) Romeo, Romeo, Where did you get that diamond studded codpiece?
2007-09-17 15:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by beatlemaniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Yes yes yes, you are the best COOKIE I have ever had!
2. If I tell you I am from another planet, will you be my friend?
3, Nurse nurse! Come quick! I just dropped my ice cream cone in my toilet!
4. Pass
5. Romeo, Romeo, where are my hair extentions?
2007-09-17 15:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋