alright if you've seen (and i'm pretty sure most of you have) the scene where Rufio and Pan are calling eachother names across the dinner table i need the diolog for that or at least where i can find it. thank you
2007-09-17 10:36:41 · 2 answers · asked by kiddels636 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
[kids whistle and waves their hands around]
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Kids: Bangerang, Rufio.
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison Barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
Kids: Bangerang, Peter.
Rufio: You... You man! You stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME? You two-toned zebara-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paeramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning.
2007-09-17 10:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pipi thats awesome i give you props on that....AWESOME
2007-09-18 06:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by shane o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋