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And how many are we going to have to buy if he becomes our President?

2007-09-17 10:31:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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How many sheets do you own? You know, the ones with little slits for your eyes.

2007-09-17 10:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 3

Obama? I don't know. But I know that McCain bought several during that photo op in a Baghdad market a few months ago where he was protected by an entire company of marines to show that peace, prosperity and the right to buy prayer rugs has returned to Iraq.

2007-09-17 17:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by celticexpress 4 · 5 2

Not as many as the Jackboots and Swastikas we'll need to buy if Rudy "Il Duce" Giuliani is elected dictator for life. (Look, he tried not to leave office as Mayor, why would he have any more respect for the presidential electoral process than he did as Mayor of New York City?

2007-09-25 15:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He owns enough. You'll need to buy about 3 per person a year. Enjoy!

2007-09-25 05:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well dude, I just don't know the answer to your questions. And nobody else does either. So, man, just count the joints you smoke a week and multiply by 3?

2007-09-17 17:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by grumpyoldman 7 · 4 1

Obama from reports within was in a prayer session while Benghazi was going down.

2014-07-21 11:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by TaterSalad 3 · 0 0

Surfer Dud....... don't worry.... he wont need anymore. Just start believing that he will be our next President. Go Obama!

2007-09-22 21:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

maybe he'll give you one for free, which would be the only thing that americans get for free...something to keep you warm at night too, while you sleep on it like a dog.

2007-09-25 11:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by wotzthepoint? 5 · 1 0

I have a Persian one already and its worth about $10,000 due to the excellent workmanship and age.

It looks great on the wall.

And hell, I'm an atheist.

PS: Time to grow up and leave mom's basement for a better life.

2007-09-17 17:38:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

he should take Hilary for a ride on one, and fly off to the wild blue yonder

2007-09-23 06:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

probably as many rugs as you have WWJD bracelets.

2007-09-25 17:00:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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