If not, then what works the best?
2007-09-17 09:40:11 · 23 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
This question is just a joke from a query game I'm playing lol.
2007-09-17 15:00:51 · update #1
This question is just a joke from a query game I'm playing lol.
2007-09-17 15:01:06 · update #2
Shock collar
2007-09-17 09:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by wizjp 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the person marries a canine...... Sure, by using law you have got to make your ***** wear a collar and be on a leash outside..... Now i'm not sure if he decides to get jiggy with another animal, but if she is a canine then sure. P.S. If your spouse is rather, really hairy, then probably that you can make her wear a collar by legislation.
2016-08-04 16:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attach a lead to it and also make sure the collar has very long spikes,wide enough to prevent him from getting to the fridge!
2007-09-17 22:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Baboushka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a extra loud alarm on the fridge that goes off if he opens the fridge door. And if he goes into the fridge when you are out the nosey neighbours will let you know.
2007-09-17 12:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
WHAT is it with guys...they seem to go into a coma when they open the fridge door...and they just STAND THERE...DUH.
get IT AND GET OUT...AHHHHhh
that drives me NUTS...I really would consider something that shocked them if I was YOU!! lol and do they EVER STOCK the fridge>>>NO<<<<<
2007-09-17 09:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes great idea shock coller mind you u could also keep the empy cans fill them with water and sicken in by everytime he knicked a can from the fridge empty the can of water on him and say have this one on me
lol
2007-09-17 11:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by Richard G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's one of those electric shock collars designed to train dogs not to bark.
Good luck with him, by the way!
2007-09-17 09:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by tantelise 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I tried that on myself and the beer's now half gone that I just stocked. I haven't found anything that works yet.
2007-09-17 09:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Buy the special collars for men at the adult store. You can keep it on him for longer. Don't forget to put him in the doghouse overnite though....
2007-09-17 09:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL....If not you could always put a lock on the fridge! All the best;~)
2007-09-17 09:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by SureKat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋