him some pepper spray to take with him?
2007-09-17 09:39:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Naw, blow a fatty with him and he'll be too lethargic to leave the yard. With any luck he'll forget about his conversion too.
2007-09-17 15:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by alisongiggles 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think he'll fit right in, he doesn't think for himself, he does what he's told and he's use to being on people's lawns, no one understands what gnomes are talking about anyway just like the other JW's.
Do they back literature bags in his size?????
Do they print gnomes language literature??? maybe they should, that's probably an avenue they haven't thought of yet and could make even more money with them......
Just don't let him invite his other little gnome JW's over to your house for a bible study, what would the neighbors think???
2007-09-17 18:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Carol D 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's either gotta go or get deprogrammed. If he is a good little gnome it may be worth the expense.
Otherwise let others have him and bear the burden of feeding him.
So then let him go and don't bother with the dog spray, it is unkind to dogs that are loyal and doing their God given duty protecting their family from predators.
2007-09-17 16:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by troll to troll 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Get him neutered. Them gnomes are horny little devils.
oh, and have him host a huge Christmas party too.
2007-09-17 16:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could put him on a leash and walk him door to door!! Do you think he'll go for it?? If not, get him a stun gun so he can stun them into listening!!
2007-09-17 16:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should invest in one of those invisible electric fences to keep his @ss in the yard where it belongs!!
2007-09-17 16:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would look bad on his religion and I don't think he would use it. What I would buy him is one of those rape alarm key chains.
2007-09-17 16:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smash him to bits!!! We don't need any more people knocking on our doors!
2007-09-17 16:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sakaki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I hope he doesn't come up to my door. I would kick him across the lawn...they freak me out.
2007-09-17 16:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Erica F 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no just a bible made of stone to thmup people with.
2007-09-17 16:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋