Please answer me with the best answer you can possibally have. Haha. Will, someone PLEASE tell me how to do these horoscopes?
I am also new to this so if someone could help me figure this thing out, that would be great too. :)
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2007-09-17 08:56:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
If you want to do it the easy way, you can just look up old horoscopes and randomly select some blather and put it with any sign you like. It won't matter. People who believe in astrology will see something in there that they relate to. Don't worry about knowing anything about astrology, all you have to know is that people are totally gullible.
2007-09-17 14:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Daniel E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, unless you plan on doing a humorous horoscope section, how can you as a Christian be doing horoscopes?
If you're doing a humorous column, try to find a book entitled, You Were Born on a Rotten Day. There will be all sorts of material in there. Or, you can just let your imagination go and have a lot of fun. Gemini: you have two personalities, both rotten. Taurus: You suffer from delusions of adequacy and stuff like that.
2007-09-17 16:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by jack of all trades 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should check some online horrorscopes and ask if they will be willing to lend a hand by sending their prognoses for the date you require. Most serious online horror scope writers will lend a hand if you just ask them. Again, it depends on the time line you want it all for..ie next month, next week etc.
2007-09-17 16:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check ur local paper or an online horoscope and see what they put and try to look up how to tell what the horoscope should be.
2007-09-17 16:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey-C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go on-line and read them, and make up your own version of each one for the paper.
2007-09-17 16:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋