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I am a police officer and have too many excuses that I should write a book...but one that sticks out was a teenage girl was speeding and when i asked her why she said she was racing home to beat her parents from work cause she had a fight with her boyfriend early that day while having sex at her parents house...she left him tied up to the bed while she left to clear her mind and had to get him untied...I was impressed either she was telling the truth and that is funny or she was one hell of a quick story teller...i let her go

2007-09-17 08:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Duckmeyer 3 · 2 0

no excuses, they want to hear the truth and most times they'll let ya out of it! i didn't even bother telling the cop that i didn't know it was 50 mph cuz i thought it was 55mph the whole rd. i was scared cuz i had a car full of crazy 16 year olds and i had my license where i couldn't be out past midnight with it and it was 3 a.m. I just told the truth " we were at a concert later than we thought and i'm trying to get everyone home"
No ticket for me!!

2007-09-17 07:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by blank 4 · 0 0

It's only happened a couple of times(speeding a lil bit) & I'm very apologetic for misbehaving. I don't deny it or ask him not to cite me. They said something like, "Ok ma'am, just drive safely from now on." I replied " I will officer, I promise."
Did you ever hear that expression "you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" It's true!

2007-09-17 08:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

One Christmas myself and three of my staff, had been to Germany, for a Christmas Party, with our parent company.
We picked the worst Winter that the UK and Europe had seen for many years.
When on return, we docked at Hull, in the UK and drove off the car ferry, the Customs and Excise Officer, was standing knee deep in snow, which was still coming down and looked very Christmasy.
My boot (Trunk) was full of "Goodies" for our Christmas and when he signalled me to pull over, I thought we were in serious trouble.
I dropped my window down and he said "Could I ask you the reason for your visit to Germany". I looked at him standing there, covered in snow, smiled at him and said "Would you believe a Christmas Party?".
He laughed and said "Sod off", and we did!

2007-09-17 08:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First I claim I did what I did to avoid a potential hazard and if that doesn't work then I accuse him of operating on the quota system,since he's going to give me a ticket anyway.

2007-09-17 07:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1 0

Every time I've been pulled over, I deserved it. No excuses....

2007-09-17 07:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have never been pulled over, but I dread the day when I do. I guess I will just be honest.

2007-09-17 07:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I never grovel or make excuses - I just have major attitude.
Maybe that 's why I have had so many speeding tickets.

2007-09-17 08:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 0 0

I was pulling down this itty bitty mini skirt. Do you mind if I step out of the car to get it straight.

2007-09-17 07:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A school zone sign, officer? Why, no! I was in such a hurry, I didn't even see the school! [True! And, I only got a warning.]

2007-09-17 08:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1 0

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