The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks........And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
2007-09-17 07:28:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh that's good. =)
2007-09-17 07:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! Too funny!
2007-09-17 14:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by sorwho? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I love MY granny, even though she is a pain in the neck.
2007-09-17 14:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go granny go! wonder if she lives in Pasedena!!! * Laugh Out Loud*
2007-09-17 14:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's funny!
2007-09-17 14:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by napoleondynamite2907 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's funny
2007-09-17 14:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by pph24013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋