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I feel like I need a change. Just something to spice up things around the house. What can I score for a couple of grand? Any suggestions?

2007-09-17 07:14:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

There's this lady in the bronx that will inject you with an A-cups worth of silicone for $100. I know it doesnt seem like much, but miracle bras can do wonders. Take the rest of your cash and get some sexy duds. Then you can dance for me at my club. Your stage name will be "Candy Cane". You start thursday.

2007-09-17 07:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 1 0

You want change for $2000? Dye your hair, buy a new wardrobe, take a vacation. Plastic surgery's not worth the risk!

2007-09-17 14:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by lafemelle 4 · 2 0

Go To Tijuana, Mexico. With that kind of money, you can literally look like brad pitt with money left over to buy a car. jk-that place is dangerous.

2007-09-17 14:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 1 1

They can fix your double chin, give you a chemical peel, remove the excess fat above and under your eyes, or put fat injections into both your cheekbones and lips. Choose just one!

2007-09-17 14:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0 0

about 1/2 a breast here!
Or maybe some botox
or skin treatment

2007-09-17 14:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Bella▒ 5 · 0 0

You could get your whole body done at the flea market for under 2,000.
But as one of your ex-lovers, may I suggest working on your penis first. It needs a lot of attention.

2007-09-17 14:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nasty McCain 4 · 4 1

You could probably get one boobie...........hehehe
Maybe 1 1/2, depends on who you go to and how expensive that dr. is

2007-09-17 14:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by CAM 5 · 1 0

Wouldn't you like to have a nice, plump pair of breasts that you could play with at any time?

2007-09-17 14:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

you can probably botox your balls for much cheaper.

2007-09-17 14:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Please get some balls. I'm tired of always having to start fights for you.

2007-09-17 14:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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