So, if a pansey liberal and a crazy conservative were-?

Question

stuck in an elevator, and one of them ripped a good stinker, how would the conversation go?

Answer 1

Liberal : "Universal healthcare would have treated your bowels to the point of expolsion of healthy flatulance."

Neocon : "THat is healthy flatulance. Actually it was a $800 plate at a high scale resteraunt where I left no tip for the waitress."

Liberal : "If I had a gun, I would have shot you over that one. THats why firearms should be banned."

Neocon : "I agree."

Liberal : "If you could capture that flatulance in a tube, we could mandate its use as fuel in cars."

Neocon : "So long as its a company I own, and you own stock in that is the one promoting and the first to develop the fuel. We can handle logistics also."

Liberal : "Come to think of it. That fart reminded me of alternative sexual styles. Perhaps we could use a open ended voice much like your own to teach children, that there ARE alternatives to maintaining USA's population."

Neocon : "Go for it. They will get on medication and my portfolio will see the benefits. Then we can disqualify them from many of those damn constitutional protections because they are not mentally fit."

Liberal : "Turn around, I will check for a stain."

Neocon : "Sure, dont let those thin cold fingers go all pastor on me!"

Liberal: " ha ha haa... I will try to hold back...."
Liberal : "Oh my, there is a unsightly iregular buldge in the back of slacks beneath the stain. Think it has to do with the flatulance?"

Neocon & Liberal (simulteneously): "ITS THE CONSTITUTION!"

Neocon & Liberal : " HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA"

Answer 2

Wrinkled noses mainly. No real conversation needed here. Unless it was a considerably nasty fart then it might go something like:

L: "What have you been eating
C: "Chili from the deli, extra beans"
L: "Don't light a match after that one"

Laughter. Guys can appreciate a good fart regardless of who laid it down. If you are so intuned with your political beliefs that you can tell Liberal farts from Conservative farts, then you need a hobby.

Answer 3

I think the liberal would be blaming the other, even though there is nobody esle in the elevator.

It's in the liberals nature to blame everyone else and point fingers even if it's their fault or partly their fault.

Answer 4

The liberal would never admit he farts b/c he believes it to be political uncorrect...

if a con did it he may just laugh it off and change the subject....

Answer 5

Conservative gets a whiff and says: "Listen you slimey little commie bastid; I know you don't believe in God but you had better start praying to someone because as soon as this elevator door opens and I can start breathing again I am going to pistol whip your ****."

Answer 6

Rudy and John Edwards in the elevator
Rudy lets one rip BIG TIME
John say"Excuse me"
Rudy says "Why? Didn't I pronounce your last name correctly?"

Answer 7

None, because if this "lib" ripped one, the con would pass out.

We know a few things about biological weapons too. ;-)

Answer 8

Sarge927 has my vote.

Answer 9

CONS: Was that you?

LIB: No, I'm God's gift to humanity and I don't do anything wrong. I only tell you that your wrong for not farting.

Answer 10

If the Liberal farted, the Conservative would probably laugh in a humorous way. If the Conservative farted, the Liberal would probably complain about his right to breathe fresh air.