I need this for a story I am writing, I need a comeback that is smart, or funny or mean or anything else you can come up with. The enemy is asking the hero who fell of the bed this question: “You always sleep on the floor?”
so what is a good response?
I got points!!
2007-09-17 06:58:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
You could say "Why, is this your spot?
2007-09-17 07:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pask 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only when the top deck is empty.
No. but I couldn't fall any further.
What. I'm on the floor? How did that happen?
No. I was practicing falling out as part of my parachute training.
No, that's where I wake up.
You would too if you had a bed as hard as this.
Doesn't everybody?
Well, we are in Japan, aren't we?
Yeah. Someone told me you'd been in this bed and i didn't want to catch anything.
When you've drunk as much as I did last night the floor is a good option.
The floor? Hell, I though the bed was hard.
So, what's it to you where I choose to sleep?
It's comfier than the closet.
2007-09-17 14:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You always this UGLY ...sorry, ...I meant STUPID, in the morning?
You always sleep on your SISTER ...sorry, ...I meant DOG? ...Maybe that was your sister.
I always sleep on the softest thing I can find, ...and I prefer redheads.
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You always that happy to see me in the morning?
I have better things to do than sleep at night. ...Don't you?
My father always told me if I was going to be an asss I might as well be a smart one. Nobody likes a dumb asss.
Why don't you come back tomorrow morning and find out.
I'd really should complain to hotel management about my accommodations, shouldn't I?
If you'd point out the hotel manager, I'd issue a formal complaint about the accommodations.
The accommodations do need to be upgraded, but I understand you have eaten all the hay.
Maybe you should ask your daughter where I like to sleep.
You should come down here and give it try. ...I'll hold your gun for you.
2007-09-17 14:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by wow_bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can use
Sometimes I do this to get connected to the ground.
or, I like to save time and be ready to start my push ups as soon as i open my eyes. However your first thing to do is to develop your sense of humor.
2007-09-17 15:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by deliciasyvariedades 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because you have really bad breath, and I am afraid you want to touch me in an inappropriate way.
2007-09-17 14:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, so I can look up your skirt.
Mom, is that you?
Yes, my gun's under the bed.
2007-09-17 14:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Level 7 is Best 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about: "Are you always this astute, or did it just start this morning?" OR: "You have a wonderful grasp on the obvious."
2007-09-17 14:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by jo-jo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends. Are you usually watching?
2007-09-17 14:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by all work and no play 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. I just wanted to know how it feels to be as low-down as you.
2007-09-17 14:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by picador 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if by floor you mean your mom, then yes.
2007-09-17 14:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Josh F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋