I have an obsession with toothpicks and razor blades, when I go to sleep I keep them in my mouth ( just so nobody steals them)...this morning I wake up to find that someone did steal them! Right out of my mouth....how sneaky could they be? But all morning I have had the worst pain in my stomach and It just feels like Im getting stabbed in my stomach...is that some sort of sign that I can go on without my toothpicks and razor blades or did someone poison me when they took them out of my mouth? I dont know what to do...
2007-09-17 05:51:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think I would trust them with a friend overnight. It hurts because you are psychologically attached to those items. You need professional help.
2007-09-17 05:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think maybe you actually swollowed your toothpicks and razorblades i think maybe you should go to the hp how in the world could you sleep with a toothpick and a razor in your mouth????
2007-09-17 12:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by moringurl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is get the sutore biz whiz if it is.
kafaam. bluieballs.
the toofpick fairy stoled your dirty idea and now you have gelatinous goo from it.
i feel mesmerized because your avatar looks like my husbands long lost wife's second cousin's secret sister who fell down a flight of stairs during www.oomboombow.com commercial and kindly kick the kitty kurtis.
pass the dental floss - I have to make a rope and repel down your froat and fetch the fetchin razr blade. Ooie I feel nauseated and cornfused.
where yo daddy's dirty diaper?
2007-09-17 17:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the Underpants Gnomes have moved on to a different area. Do you hear strange singing at night?
2007-09-17 12:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I ran into this issue once with my four year old boy. Except he was obsessed with dog fur and horse poop. He told me once (as his mouth was full of both said items) that, when combined, they tasted like Pringles.
"Pringles?" I asked. "But Pringles are potato chips."
He replied with this sh*t-eating grin (literally), "Daddy, I said they make my mouth tingle."
2007-09-17 13:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can only recommend ONE thing... and that is to becareful when you go to the bathroom!!
I had a friend who once swallowed a razor blade and when he went to poop when he wiped his as% he gave himself severe anal cuts and had to get stiches and sew his butt together again.
CAREFUL~~!!!!
2007-09-17 13:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by brus6286 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have seen this House episode. It's gonna tear up your intestines.
2007-09-17 13:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by mf east 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it a joke? olololololololololololololololololololololololololol
These stuff went through ur throat and went down...
Ha!
I know its a joke anyway
2007-09-17 12:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well one things for sure you dont have them in your stomach
2007-09-17 12:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥jazzy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, i am at a total loss of what to say
2007-09-17 12:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by mom of 3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋