I am sorry teacher I went to attend the Holy Mass because It's my birthday today.
2007-09-17 04:49:18
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answered by Anonymous
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My kids are a great source of excuses with a little imagination I'll never run out.
2007-09-17 04:38:24
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answered by MyMichelle 4
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Well you see, I was in a hurry, and i fell down my stairs, and then my dog started barking and grabbing my pant leg with his teeth, and then he ripped my pants, so I had to go change my pants, and then on my way there, some little old lady was driving 30 mph the entire way, oh and then a herd of ducks crossed the road right infront of the building... so that's why i'm late.
2007-09-17 04:38:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I have no excuses because I am NEVER late.
2007-09-23 12:15:56
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answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5
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This might seem a little wierd, but it's true.
I am always late because to me, it's exiting to be late. I mean it is exiting to drive fast, to be alert for cops and to be sure you don't run anybody over while watching the clock on my dashboard.
I enjoy it everyday.
2007-09-17 04:39:19
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answered by Cre-8-ive 3
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Well you know how it is when a woman who is sexy and aluringly dressed all seductively say your place or mine and says this is your one chance to make it good. Well anyway I forgot the time and the place and everything else that I was supposed to do. Should I be worried or what?
2007-09-17 04:40:01
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answered by Anonymous
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A flying dog ate my homework.... sorry wrong excuse
2007-09-17 04:39:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Long story but it involved a pound of butter, a (rally) monkey, and a group of Peruvian nuns.
2007-09-17 04:38:34
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answered by MrEvan16 2
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Dang Zombies! Just kidding, power went out and my alarm wasn't reset.
2007-09-17 04:39:15
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answered by Gurungus 3
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I was born late and its been down hill ever since!
2007-09-24 17:47:10
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answered by motherofthree 4
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