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What is your excuse?

2007-09-17 04:33:55 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

51 answers

I am sorry teacher I went to attend the Holy Mass because It's my birthday today.

2007-09-17 04:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My kids are a great source of excuses with a little imagination I'll never run out.

2007-09-17 04:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by MyMichelle 4 · 1 0

Well you see, I was in a hurry, and i fell down my stairs, and then my dog started barking and grabbing my pant leg with his teeth, and then he ripped my pants, so I had to go change my pants, and then on my way there, some little old lady was driving 30 mph the entire way, oh and then a herd of ducks crossed the road right infront of the building... so that's why i'm late.

2007-09-17 04:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have no excuses because I am NEVER late.

2007-09-23 12:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0 1

This might seem a little wierd, but it's true.
I am always late because to me, it's exiting to be late. I mean it is exiting to drive fast, to be alert for cops and to be sure you don't run anybody over while watching the clock on my dashboard.
I enjoy it everyday.

2007-09-17 04:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by Cre-8-ive 3 · 0 1

Well you know how it is when a woman who is sexy and aluringly dressed all seductively say your place or mine and says this is your one chance to make it good. Well anyway I forgot the time and the place and everything else that I was supposed to do. Should I be worried or what?

2007-09-17 04:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A flying dog ate my homework.... sorry wrong excuse

2007-09-17 04:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Long story but it involved a pound of butter, a (rally) monkey, and a group of Peruvian nuns.

2007-09-17 04:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by MrEvan16 2 · 0 0

Dang Zombies! Just kidding, power went out and my alarm wasn't reset.

2007-09-17 04:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gurungus 3 · 1 0

I was born late and its been down hill ever since!

2007-09-24 17:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by motherofthree 4 · 1 0

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