fighting with Honesty b/f 8
2007-09-17 13:44:55
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Man...do I look that bad? Well, I guess I owe YOU an explanation. (sigh) Here goes.....you remember ol' Cranberry Julip down there by the river? Yeah well, him an' me went out drinkin' last night and you know how wild ol' Cranberry gets when he's drunk! That ol' fool decided he was gonna try to wrestle Homer Dodger's big ol' boar hog! He says "C'mon Daemon!We can DO this!" Well, being the fool / am...I thought it was a good idea too. So we did....wrestle the boar. That darn pig got so mad he busted down the fence and dragged me and Cranberry a good five miles before we realized we could let go! And sister...! He drug us through a LOT more than just a hedgerow backwards! x )
2007-09-17 03:25:33
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answered by Jinxyblue 6
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I look like I fell through the ugly tree and hit every limb. I could make a freight train stop, back up, and take a dirt road. I celebrate my hideousness. I know I'm ugly and I love me for it. Lyle Lovitt is my hero, he proved ugly guys can still marry well(Julia Roberts). Go Lyle!
2007-09-17 03:20:55
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answered by ROBERT C 5
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Thank you its always nice to receive compliments, but you forgot to mention the Mud half way up my legs, The rain (that defiantly did not come the CLEAR BLUE sea) dripping from my hair, and the disgustingly smelly dog at my feet.
Sorry what was the question?
2007-09-17 03:23:30
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answered by Roggles 4
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Yeah, but you should see the hedge.
2007-09-17 03:30:26
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answered by Anonymous
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By chance are you the one who did the dragging? It hurt me real bad.
2007-09-17 03:21:01
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answered by Anonymous
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dragging myself through a hedge backwards - what else would i have been doing !!!
actually, I've been trying to get the babe off to sleep, that's why i look a bit frazzled!!
2007-09-17 03:16:35
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answer #7
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answered by lola 5
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Just got up, haven't done my face and hair. I look like crap. Once I trowel on a couple of pounds of makeup and do my hair, I'll look presentable.
2007-09-17 03:19:19
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answer #8
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answered by Mary G 6
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How well you know me, I look like that first thing in a morning and I've only been sleeping.
2007-09-17 03:33:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Well i thought i try to get through some shrubbery in reverse.
2007-09-17 03:17:18
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answered by grassmonkeys 4
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