trying not to do dirty jokes anymore.........?

Question

wondering why 1 of my contacts quit responding to my jokes and now realize that she goes to church.

Answer 1

thats not nice.mean. who is she?

Answer 2

I haven't seen your jokes,so no comment there.
I go to church too,but not the really uptight kind. I have a buddy from one that is, who can crack some pretty racy ones..omg..:):)

Answer 3

I go to church. Nothing wrong with having a colorful sense of humor.

Answer 4

I guess she's extremely religious and doesn't like your dirty jokes. Don't blame her. There are different kinds of people in this world.

Answer 5

LMSUIAO This is so funny, how can a joke be taken as offensive, in my opinion it's her loss and you may be well rid of her.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

you're joking she only goes to read the vicars dirty book.

Answer 8

Aw come on - tell me some good ones (the nastier, the better)

Answer 9

Humour is humour! and, a sense of humour, has to have no boundaries, really! all is fair in love and war, and in humour (jokes)!

Answer 10

they offend some ppl, I know they are jokes and are funny, so I roll with them

Answer 11

dont try too hard, variety is the spice of life