The first thing I would have to do, of course, is to form an organized structured society. I would elect myself president, senator, and representative then quickly appoint myself to the supreme court. Through several acts of corruption and secret sexual trysts with myself, I would have to impeach myself and then release a statement to myself apologizing profusely for my actions. I would then throw myself on the mercy of myself where I would forgive myself and passively watch as my approval rating rose. However, somewhere in the third year on this island, I would probably attempt to assasinate myself, fail miserably, and wind up interviewing myself for "Hard Copy." Just as things were beginning to go right for myself, I would invade myself and claim the island in the name of a religious facist state. I would brutally mistreat myself and starve myself so that I could partake in gluttony and gloat over myself. Thus sated, I would attempt to make an alliance with myself and thereby steal nuclear secrets so that I could become a global threat (at least to myself).
Then I would die.
2007-09-17 03:43:45
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answer #1
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answered by Cheese 4
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I think I might be bloody relieved! Lol. I would eventually get lonely, but honestly, I do perfectly fine by myself.
2007-09-17 02:04:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I would be so sad because I wouldn't have anyone to talk to or just to be with :(
2007-09-17 02:02:35
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answered by *Casey * 6
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I would take a huge dump in the woods
2007-09-17 02:01:22
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answer #4
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answered by Poo ®© 2
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I wouldn't like it. I don't even like the country. I'm a city girl.
2007-09-17 02:09:32
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answer #5
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answered by rat racer 7
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happy
2007-09-17 02:04:25
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answered by Mag 7
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as long as this island has "trees" growin' on it I'll be cool.....isolation is not a problem
2007-09-17 02:04:52
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answered by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6
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I hate being alone so I would die .
2007-09-17 02:01:56
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answered by Anonymous
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