A) Are Employees on the nick (again! some of us watched the undercover documentary and haven't forgotten).
or
B) Has the person at the other end lied about receiving the parcel, they either signed for it or didn't!
or
C) The parcel is missing and the detectives have to be hired for the job.
or
D) Dunno, fill this form in and we will make sure it also goes mysteriously missing.
2007-09-17 00:54:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Corporations
Why can't someone from the Royal Mail explain themselves properly instead of making up rubbish excuses.
2007-09-18 09:06:33 · update #1
Since the current industrial action by Royal Mail employees is supposedly to try to stop their work being taken over by the competing organisations that are springing up hoping to win more contracts at Royal Mail's expense, perhaps your remedy is to use one of the competing companies in future to deliver your parcels rather than Royal Mail???
2007-09-24 23:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Wamibo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E) Half the time the mail hasn't been addressed properly and the postie has no chance of telling where it is supposed to go.
Royal Mail is owned by the government who expect it to be run like a private business, turning a profit, while investing no money in it (in fact raiding the pension fund when it suits them), and allowing other businesses to take the most profitable sections of the postal market for themselves but still expecting Royal Mail to deliver it for them at a loss.
When the government finally get their way and sell Royal Mail off to the private sector, the mail service in this country will head much further down the toilet than it is now, as no private company wants to deliver the universal service that Royal Mail do now.
2007-09-17 01:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by avintrouble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Royal Mail offer a delux parcel disappearing service called Standard Parcel which seems to be only partly effective as about 2 out of 3 parcels still seem to end up somewhere near the correct address. The sorting office is for deciding which stuff is worth nicking and which is of so little value that it is only fit for passing on to the intended recipient.
2007-09-17 09:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Royal Mail is owned, not surprisingly, by the Windsors and the Employees are as inbred as the Royal Family they serve.
We have a simular system in the US, under our privatized Postal Service. Any shipping room employee who deals in multipackage deliveries calls the service "Partial Post."
2007-09-17 09:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My good sir, you are talking about the Queen! Show some respect, man! If you don't like the way the English post is run, you can take your package and shove it right up your bottom. Long live Her Majesty.
Cooridally,
Her Right Royal Bum Warmer
Sir Eddinborough Fontenot Whistleswaithe, III, Esq.
2007-09-17 05:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's owned by the Queen or Prince Charles, and run by robots that have Comodore 64s for brains.
2007-09-17 03:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles P. ("P" stands for *Poofter*) is the owner. It is useless, as the main concern is not delivering packages but rather making sure Camilla is supplied with spotted dick every day.
Clicks his heels and departs...
hope it did not help.
2007-09-17 09:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, i know the feeling. I had to wait 3 weeks for a small package to come from germany.....The post office lost the first order.
2007-09-17 01:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without a tracking number what are you going to do?
Human error is the most plausible cause.
I'd be marching down there and ripping the trucks apart.
2007-09-17 09:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Politicians resign in the US, they have to find work somewhere now don't they...!
2007-09-17 09:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋