I have come up with a revolutionary new invention in the field of dating. I have devised a 50 point check list system for highlighting potential defects in prospective partners. It is printed on a convenient pocket sized card with double sided tape on the back to allow you to tag strangers in the street - they simply fill it out and send it to the return address. I have trialed it for 3 months now in my home town. I got a response from the old bag lady who lives under the bridge - but unfortunately she forgot to complete the sexually transmitted disease section. Would this catch on?
2007-09-17 00:53:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I prefer hookers. Fast, reasonable prices, no cuddling.
2007-09-17 03:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kevin, I very carefully read your incredible dating method idea. And I read through all the answers you've received so far. I feel it my duty to point out something to you in case you happened to overlook it. Did you see the size of Lolgirls knockers?!!! Holy back-pain Batman! Those ta-ta's put the "bo" in bodacious! OMG! No, they're too big to initialize, Oh My God!
2007-09-17 08:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id fill em out
in desperation
but it might not be so good on the esteem part as people such as myself would have to many cards and no one taking them and others like yourself would have to go running for a photocopier every 10 mins
2007-09-17 21:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Demonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't someone beat you to that idea? Dating for DUMMIES? LOL
However for those so daft a colour coded sticker on one's forehead with a manual would not be a bad idea at all. I don't think they'd care about STDs much...when you're desperate you'll take what you can get.
2007-09-17 07:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe in towns with lots of bridges
2007-09-17 07:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by MetalBlade 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you may be a genius in the making! When you become rich and famous will you remember this 'little nobody' who gave you a Star???
2007-09-17 08:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes start now good work
2007-09-17 07:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think lolgirl like you Kev. Why don't you email her your list and see if she's for you?
I like this idea... trouble is, is that it sounds a lot like Eharmony.
2007-09-17 08:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's only good at testing how creative these people can be at lying
2007-09-17 08:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's me, assuming that you'd be happy with your legitimate marriage proposals from complete strangers.
2007-09-17 08:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋