my mother use to have this on her office wall & i think its hilarious!
your twin sister forgets your birthday.
you wake up face down on the pavement.
you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from last nite's party, and there aren't any.
you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.
your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
got any more suggestions to add to that?
2007-09-16 23:02:19 · 10 answers · asked by Verrueckter Komponist 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when you realize you let your mom borrow the wrong dvd and the one she took is a homemade porno..
thats a true story!
she looks at me a little different now!
2007-09-16 23:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by crazycovey21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your income check bounces.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
Your wife says, “Good morning, Bill” and your name is George.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
2007-09-17 06:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instead of getting up you roll out of bed onto the floor.
2007-09-17 06:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that last one the best.
When you wake up and realize that your Physics final is not next Monday but today...
2007-09-17 06:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetlemonman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You meet up with Officer Lori
2007-09-17 06:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lula 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When the Alarm Clock goes on!!!!!
2007-09-17 06:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by Cutemum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i no its gonna be a bad day wen...nope i got nothing dont really no wen its gonna be a bad day:)
but those r funny
2007-09-17 06:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot when you get your period
2007-09-17 06:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, they are so funny!! have a *
2007-09-17 06:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny...lol...you deseve a star*...ENJOY!
2007-09-17 06:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋