for example: are you that guy from the village people? or I pay your salary...etc
2007-09-16 14:42:44 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
** Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
2007-09-16 14:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
32 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.
14. Bad cop! No Donut!
15. Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?
16. Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
17. So...you on the take, or what?
18. What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to the .45 under my shirt.
21. Is it possible to get you to do one of those "body cavity searches"?
22. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
23. Wanna race to the station, Sparky?
24. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
25. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
26. You'll never get those cuffs on me...
27. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
28. Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
29. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
30. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
31. I'm surprised you stopped me, DUNKIN DONUTS has a 3 for 1 special!
32. Fill it up with supreme - and check the oil while you're at it.
2007-09-16 14:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by ☆єllє Hoovєя☆® 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No donut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ?
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's lightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
2007-09-16 14:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by =]] 1 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Did you pull me over because of my expired plates, cracked windshield or because I was going 15 over the speed limit? And I SWEAR I have a really good reason for driving without my license!
2007-09-16 14:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Here, would you please hold my beer while i take out my liscence and registration?
Would you please not tell my parents about this? I don't have my permit yet.
Hey, can you just give me the ticket and get this over with? I'm in a hurry to my friends coke party--i mean...um...
"Yeah, that's me in the liscence! Not my dad... i just shaved off my mustache and i look more manly there, but i am a guy. I really am" Lol
2007-09-16 14:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm not gonna breathe into that thing. I don't know where it's been.
Why aren't you out catching the REAL bad guys?
Occifer I am perfectly capable of driving myself home.
2007-09-16 15:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never Ever argue with him. I almost got arrested once.
I asked him how he was doing on finding my stuff that was stolen from my apartment and suggested that nailing people late for work was not a smart use of his time.
I was a dumb kid then....
2007-09-16 14:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by John 16 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the same one who pulled me over yesterday heading the other way?
2007-09-16 14:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww, gimme a break, officer, I've been drinking!
2007-09-16 15:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by chuck U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you know my husband? He's your Captain."
"No, that's baby powder on my chest."
"I don't drink officer- I stopped yesterday".
"I told my friend that I thought my speedometer was broken"
"Why you stop me? That guy in front of me was going way faster than I was"
2007-09-16 15:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey your the guy in the photo next to my girlfriends bed
2007-09-16 14:50:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋