Class. Dead silent...lecture hall...exam time...it was LOUD AND STANK!
2007-09-16 11:45:11
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answered by Alecto 5
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I was about 10 yrs old and was sitting in a pew in church with my sister and parents. I could feel it comming on and so gripped the front part of the pew with white knucles, pushing my butt with all my might against the seat, desperate to hold it in. To no aviail, when it ultimately ripped, it sounded like the trumpets of Jerico.The entire congregation was starring right at me. I was very embarrassed. My sister laughed out loud, followed by half the congregation, but no comment was ever made.
I guess I could have addressed everyone with "Well, Excuuuuuuse Me!" (Like Steve Martin) Of course I didn`t. I just sat there in ashamed silence" I`m lucky it wasn`t worse...an ATOMIC FART (90% fall out!)
2007-09-16 12:00:50
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answered by Anonymous
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confident as quickly as i desperate i needed jet black hair and dyed it yet while it began to advance because of the fact my hair is trouble-free I regarded as though i became into going bald so i attempted to get the colour out and went bright orange then I dyed it lower back and went a peachy shade,interior the top i only cut back all of it off till it became right into some million/2 a inch throughout,how awful is that !! I definitely have in no way had extremely short hair because of the fact or dyed it black .xx
2016-11-14 15:19:32
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answered by trippi 4
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wow lol =\
1) getting off the fastest roller coaster in six flags
2) at sams club in the candy isle... when i thought i was alone until i turned around and saw this elderly lady =P
3) it wasn't me, but during prayer in church, somebody let loose big time, and we were all back there laughing and playing the blame game
4) in the music store playing on the piano
5) i had 2 sharpend my pencil in class, so when i got up, i let it out little by little with each step =|
2007-09-16 11:47:56
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answered by music ♥ 5
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At a video store and everyone in the store could smell it and after about five Min's. I was the only customer left in the store.
2007-09-16 11:44:41
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answered by Pip 6
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A grocery store
2007-09-16 11:46:00
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answered by Anonymous
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In a library
2007-09-16 11:46:35
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answered by Anonymous
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i was walking down the isle at the supermarket so i decided to just go ahead with it there, and then i walked away and didn't return to that isle
2007-09-16 11:46:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I was talking to a beautiful girl in school. We were rather close,I moved a little and......... you know the rest! She didn't like it.
2007-09-16 11:46:45
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answered by Anonymous
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it wasn't me personally....but my hubby likes to fart in an aisle at the grocery store and then walk away from it and watch peoples faces when they smell it.....
2007-09-16 11:46:30
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answered by southerngirl70 4
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On a roller coaster (Before it started) & at a restaurant (Trust me, it was stinky if I do say so myself).
2007-09-16 11:58:51
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answered by Peter 3
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