im in a really bad mood, and i dont feel very good. (i think i caught a cold) can you make me laugh?
2007-09-16 08:34:18 · 17 answers · asked by SwordDancer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This guy goes to hell and he is sitting on the ground crying. The devil walks up to him and says...why are you crying? The guy says...I'm in HELL that's why!! Devil says...Oh Hell ain't so bad...you like sweets? The guy says...yes. Devil says...well you'll love Mondays cause all we do all day is eat sweets. Guy says...coollllll. Devil asks...Do you like getting drunk? Guy says.....Hell yeah!!! Devil says...well Tuesday we get drunk all day long and party. Guy says.....awesome!!! Devil asks...Are you gay? Guy says...Gay? Oh Hell no I'm not Gay!!! Devil says...Well you're not going to like Wednesdays then.
2007-09-16 09:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh! poor baby. I know what will make you all better, I'll send some chicken soup round to you in a min. As for the mood, well all you have to do is look at me and you'll have a real good laugh.
2007-09-16 15:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top ten signs that you won't win "American Idol"
10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein
9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"
8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium
7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben"
6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards
5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops"
4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets
3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag"
2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand
1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask
Do you feelin' better now...?
2007-09-16 15:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Beware of the Ginormous Ear of Tap Dancing Corn!
2007-09-16 15:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by silvawolves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Wierd Al's song Amish Paridise. Coolio did the same video, but Wierd Al made it look funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY
2007-09-16 15:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. I'll give it a shot. Ready...?
Two muffins are baking in an oven at 350F. One of them says to the other, "whew! it sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes "Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"
2007-09-16 15:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovey, if I weren't so tired or so dadgum cold I would. Hmmm, maybe you could help warm me up....
2007-09-16 15:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that does not do it, I give up, make sure sound is on....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4859051675180146613&q=japanese+english+lesson&total=389&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
2007-09-16 15:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if I kick papa damn in the nads and make him cry after I steal his milk money, will you laugh?
2007-09-16 15:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=robot+chicken
2007-09-16 15:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋