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My friend thinks she is a social worker. Sometimes a senior one and sometimes a mere trainee. She also thinks that she is well off and acts as if she always has a smell under her nose.
She also seems to have multiple personalities which is worrying.
I keep telling her that shes divorced,50, overweight and working on a checkout at Tesco but she won't have it.

2007-09-16 07:17:05 · 14 answers · asked by Rubber Duck 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I don't know if this is a joke and your being ignorant ,or serious.

2007-09-16 07:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by F-Baby! 5 · 1 4

You do realise there is a distinct difference between a senior youth justice practitioner and a trainee social worker don't you?

just checking.

2007-09-17 07:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

oh dear, what a terrible predicament. I don't think anything can be done, maybe what you must do is actually call social services and seek some professional help. People like this can be very frustrating especially when they realise you have sussed them out. Don't wear hoodies around them, they will start hugging you and eventually think they are married to you ... be careful

2007-09-16 09:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Eden* 7 · 2 4

i'd tell her that you've gone to work with father christmas because he needs more helpers and that you won't be able to be in touch so much.....

....then sneak off and get some other friends....

2007-09-20 06:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by sandtwixtoes 5 · 0 0

Better stop going to Tesco's just in case she takes your kids off you!

2007-09-16 09:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ian M 5 · 2 2

well judging from the thumbs downs your lovely respondents have been awarded it would appear several of this deluded woman's ID's have already been here. I fear any treatment is too late

2007-09-17 01:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

HA HA BLOODY HA
Hi Barbie hun hope you are doing OK. keep up the excellent work xxxxxx

EDIT*
Steph PMSL!!!!!

2007-09-17 07:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's a tough one if the person is suffering from delusions of adequacy.

2007-09-16 07:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 2 · 3 2

Does she have a beard and play with a big yellow ball? I think I know her, dodgy ..... best course of action, buy a copy of the Sun,roll it up and hit her about the head with it

2007-09-16 10:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Do you know that rings a bell with me.
I know of a person who suffers from the same problem can't remember her name but her boyfriend is called Ken.
No cure I'm afraid.

2007-09-16 09:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

Barbie?
have you shaved today?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

2007-09-17 07:26:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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