One of mine peed in Grandma's hair.
The other just made the funniest faces,ever.
2007-09-16 04:43:11 · 14 answers · asked by First Lady 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
giggled ...
2007-09-16 06:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he was small we were waiting in line at Canadian
Tire. It was a very hot day and I had on a loose fitting
dress. He pulled up the corner and kissed me on the butt.
I have never been so embarrassed. All there were was
men in the line. Wasn't sure what to do so did nothing. : }
2007-09-23 15:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night, my daughter who was 3, awoke and asked for some juice. I told her I had a cup in the 'fridge, just go get it. I sorta dozed while she went to get it. Soon, I heard 'I'm done, Mom"... I was half asleep, so I told her to get the juice and come on back to bed. She just kept staying in the kitchen, telling me, "I'm done".. finally I got up to see what was keeping her. Oh, Lawd. Half asleep, she had opened the fridge for her juice cup, turned around, sat on the bottom ledge (by the pull out drawers) and pooped. She was calling for me to come wipe her butt! There I was, 2am, cleaning poop out of the fridge, trying to stop laughing.
2007-09-24 03:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bamby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My youngest son once urinated in the corner of his bedroom,on the wall,because I asked him to go use the restroom BEFORE he got TOO SLEEPY. It seems that I waited a bit too late to ask.
2007-09-23 11:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While standing in a check-out line, my son asked me "Daddy, why is that lady in front of us so fat?" She was on the xtra-large size. She turned around and gave me a nasty look. I said to her, "you care to answer his question directly?" She turned around speechless, paid and stomped away. The cashier got a good laugh out of it.
2007-09-17 02:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter shot diarrhea across a car dealership show room while my wife was trying to change her.
2007-09-24 04:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by bmill74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter now seven recently had her 7th went to blow out the candles on her cake fell forward face first into the cake got up and asked if the candles went out
2007-09-24 04:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son pee'd in the backyard in full view of the neighbor (we have chain link fence). The neighbor is who informed us, laughingly!
2007-09-24 04:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my step son hid all the wooden spoons because his dad use to pop him with one. he is 16 now and we still joke about him hiding the wooden spoons.
we found them when we were moving a few years later.
2007-09-23 14:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a job, helped out with some bill then eventually move out
2007-09-23 23:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my five year old peed off 1st base and i was the t-ball coach
2007-09-21 19:10:24 · answer #11 · answered by motherofthree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋