2007-09-15 21:30:23 · 10 answers · asked by liberal 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Either start passing out free Beano or genetically engineer beans so you can eat them with dropping air biscuits.
2007-09-15 21:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by LA Law 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Methane,which is the primary gas in flatulence,is also recognized as a "greenhouse" gas. When you consider the numbers of people on earth,and the sheer volume of methane produced by the human body you can not help but conclude that the human body is a major contributor to "global warming" There is also the sheer volume of CO2 produce by the human body through respiration that must be taken into account. Therefore we should begin an all out effort to limit,or eliminate bodily excretions of "greenhouse gasses" to help save the Earth. We can do this by limiting the number of people allowed to be born,limit each family to one child and heavily promote Abortion. Also we should ban all foods that are known to produce excess flatulence,beans and cabbage and so on. We should also engage in a campaign of organized Euthanasia for those who no longer serve any useful purpose in society,the indigent,aged and disabled. To allow them to damage our ecology without providing any benefit to society is inexcusable.
Al Gore
That might be a bit extreme,but I'll bet he would support it, after all once you accept the idea that humans are truly affecting global climate,why hold back from any idea that may lessen the impact of human activity.
Jack
2007-09-16 08:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go past any Mosque any night during last prayers and there's a distinct smell in the air! After dinner and they're down, up, pulling, bending, stretching and f...... to boot!
That's why they all come out glassy eyed shouting and bawling, having inhaled and shared each others high exultant air of Islam!
2007-09-16 05:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced equivalent to the energy from an atomic bomb.
2007-09-16 04:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by hwan_tu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their are about a million things that probably contribute to global warming. Should we do nothing or do what we can (limit CO2 and such) or do nothing since we can't stop ourselves from farting?
2007-09-16 04:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by Memnoch 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They will demand a reduction in people. Not their people, your people. They will also demand fart free diets and no belching regulations in all restaurants.
2007-09-16 05:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mandatory corks for everyone.
2007-09-16 04:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blame Bush, that's all they got to hold on to.
2007-09-16 04:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by muslim_pork_king 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a cork in it?
2007-09-16 05:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rectum tax?
2007-09-16 05:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋