A HORSESHOE
FAT IN THE MIDDLE, OPEN ON BOTH ENDS AND HARD ALL THE WAY THROUGH...
What is YOUR analogy???
2007-09-15 21:27:19 · 5 answers · asked by Guinness 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Life is like a balloon. First, you start all loose and limp in bag doing nothing. Then, the Ultimate Balloon Blower takes you from the bag, gives you a few quick stretches that hurt but lossen you up and puts a few puffs of Ultimate Balloon Blower's Breath into you. Suddenly, you begin to take shape. (Pear shaped ones are girls and weiner shaped ones are the boys.) A few more breaths and you start to grow. With each breath you are stretched, which hurts, but there is more of you on the inside. As you grow you also realize there is much more of the world touching you on the outside that you didn't know before, too. Now, if you're a bad balloon, you get so full of yourself you explode blowing bits of latex all to hell as you become part of everything. If you're a good balloon, when you've been fully stretched and filled up, the Ultimate Balloon Blower let's go of you and you go on a wild and crazy, exhilarating ride whizzing around God only knows where while making this interminably flatulent sound. (...which is why so many old people sound like that all the time.) When your last breath has been spewed all over creation your latex goes limp. Then you watch as it falls to the ground to lay with all the other litter while you go on your merry way free and floating. Later, some convict in an orange jump suit comes along picks up all the stuff and stuffs it in a sack full of beer cans, cigarette butts and gum wrappers (but mostly cigarette butts) and hauls your sorry latex to the dump where it joins old mattresses, bikes with bent wheels, and yesterday's leftovers with half eaten corn cobs.
2007-09-16 02:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a Wow_Bill analogy. It starts off filled with incoherence and then it builds to a rambling crescendo filled with spouses children and further confusion, and finally ends with little fanfare.
:) Just kidding Bill! I just felt brazen enough to take a pot shot at a man hovering at the 40+% BA mark. My jealousy boileth over...lol
2007-09-16 11:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Cheese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like Forrest Gump says," My Mamma always said, Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you are going to get."
That is of course, unless you bought a Whiman Sampler box.
2007-09-16 14:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a roller coaster ride with its ups and downs.
2007-09-16 05:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's like buying something off eBay. Sometimes you get something good, sometimes you get crap, and sometimes you just want your money back and wish you hadn't bid at all.
2007-09-16 06:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋