2007-09-15 20:58:35 · 38 answers · asked by VoodooIS Doodoo23 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd slap the crap out of you.
2007-09-15 21:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Same thing I did to some other jackass who did that to me when I was 12: I reached out and broke the cigarette in 2 while in his mouth. He looked like a fool with a broken cigarette dangling from his lips!
Then I would shave your head bald, like mine.
2007-09-15 21:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Gnarly Surfer Dude Guy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Coolly chuck your cigarette away and slap you across the face. Like one that'd leave a mark. A nice red mark.
2007-09-15 21:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you politely "hey, I don't smoke anymore please stop doing that." Then if you kept it up I would say "we are crossing the limits to a place called "disorderly conduct" and if you think my being retired will stop me from arresting you, I have some news for you.
Then if you do it again, you would be arrested. Retired or not, I'm not a punching bag or a doormat.
2007-09-15 21:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would picture myself in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania V during the Piper's Pit segment with Morton Downey, Jr.
2007-09-15 21:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would smile and step back to have enough room to kick you into a new way of thinking then I would pound some manners into your dumb-*** . Then I would offer you some herb and smoke it with you after you became concious again
2007-09-15 21:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to my friend a few years ago when I was walking with her. It happened so fast, we didn't so anything in the first few seconds, but then we started yelling at the punks. Haha.
2007-09-15 21:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by Purple Post-It 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Piss off!I will empty ash trays with the cigarette butts on your head.
2007-09-15 21:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Soapy_Raindrop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess smoke is the residue of your habit. I have a habit too. I drink. I don't think you will need to guess the residue of my habit and where I would direct it.
2007-09-15 21:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be surprised to see a first heading to your face.
2007-09-15 21:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by pcja101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would prove how lethal cigarettes can be, although probably not in the way you were expecting.
2007-09-15 21:03:33 · answer #11 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋