2007-09-15 19:15:30 · 10 answers · asked by Barry K 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
When I put my love prong in you,
Why do you always shout moo',
I think you and your mudder.
(The one with the udder'),
Are nowt but a couple o' coos
I think you asked a lot, a small poem would be easy but a limerick with its five lines is always difficult to acheive
2007-09-16 00:23:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Texas Ranger rides the range and sometimes he gets lonely
But he has to learn to do his job without his one and only
This sometimes makes him sad of course although he has his pony
But its no fun kissing ponies and I'll tell you this right now boy
He'll be OK when he gets home and bunks up with his cowboy!!
2007-09-16 11:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know much about limericks but here's something you might know.
As I was out walking the streets of Laredo...as I was out walking the streets one day...I saw a young cowboy all dressed in white linen...dressed in white lined and as cold as the grave.
2007-09-19 00:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am No good at limericks so here is a terrible attempt at a song - SORRY! : -
chorus and v.1.
Gee honey gonna rope a cow
and lasso me a dogie or two
I'll sleep on the ground
with my mates all around
cos' that's what my mom said to do!
v.2.
Oh I am feeling real strange
there's a smell in the air
Oh no it's down there
I think on my boot oh phew!
it's a cow pat
squiggy and fat
what do you think of that?
repeat chorus (v.1.) to fade
have a nice dayeehaaa!
2007-09-15 23:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell, considering he's already have been given the haircut, deliver him on over. i'm going to get him some Wrangler denims and we can walk around looking like Arnold and Danny interior the action picture Twins! Does he understand a thank you to cuss yet or will I ought to coach him that? would not remember, that's a small hurdle if something. could he like being referred to as Little Cowbell?
2016-11-15 08:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by tine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young Texican Ranger
Who lay down one night with a stranger
But his Yankee born boss got himself rather cross
And said "You have buggered my poor hoss
You loathsome and lonesome Young Ranger."
2007-09-15 23:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Texas sky is bright and wide,
I need a girl with whom to ride,
And you're my love,
Sweet turtle dove,
Your silver saddle at my side.
This Lone Star love that we endorse,
Is bound to thrive and stay the course,
Through thick and thin,
Our love will win,
You're my darling, darling horse.
g-day!
2007-09-16 13:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kekionga 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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My love is like a bullet,
Fierce and fast and true,
Shot at a Cheyenne's back
But now speeding towards you.
2007-09-17 23:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by los 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my beauty from the banks of the Grande
You really do make me feel randy.
Cos your dark hair you toss
Whilst astride your old hoss
And I love that your legs are so bandy
2007-09-16 08:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by kpfellow 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my love I ride.
my horse upon,
the plain ti's true
but I come back,
to ride you.
2007-09-18 13:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋