2 weeks ago whilst riding my moped back from the lead paint factory, I accidentally hit and killed my elderly neighbours pet dog, Fluffy. Fluffy meant everything to this old lady and at the time I didn't have the heart to tell her. Since then I have been pulling Fluffy on a string past her window 6 times a day, Weekend at Bernies-style, to give the impression that he is still in the yard. Fluffy is rather pungent now and one of his legs has fallen off. Should I tell my neighbour and risk devastating her? Should I also reimburse her for the dog food I have eaten?
2007-09-15 16:37:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell her about it. She will be vulnerable and emotionally unstable, this gives you the chance to befriend and comfort her in her time of need... she will most likely see you as a replacement for her dog. She will ask you to move in and offer to cook for you and brush your hair. You will buy her Peppermint Schnapps and ignore her drinking problem. That's what good roommates do.
2007-09-15 16:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Glue the leg back on and put the dog back in her yard. She will find out sooner or later, but at least she won't be mad at you. No, you do not need to pay her for the food. The dog is dead. You don't want the food to go to waste.
2007-09-15 16:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nasty McCain 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The final time i've got been given legless i slept in his mattress for about six hours. I had no keys to get into the living house till i wised up and phoned my son who permit me in. Oh the very thought.
2017-01-02 06:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, a very weekend at B's plot u've got there, half-witted and full of holes, maybe u should take up writing scripts for B-grade hollywood flicks
2007-09-15 16:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy a new dog for her, one that looks the same...
She's probably too old to tell the difference
2007-09-15 22:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's too disturbing for a sense of humour.
2007-09-15 16:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by green 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could you please elaborate on the pungent odor coming from Fluffy?
2007-09-15 16:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-09-15 16:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The irony is, that by pretending to be a geek, you really are a geek.
2007-09-15 16:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋