I am a local cafe owner, and the Germans are threatening to shoot me if I don't secretly hide some valuable stolen paintings in my basement.
The Resistance is using my cafe as a safe house for shot down British airmen, and I'm also trying to keep my passionate love affairs with the cafe girls a secret from my wife.
I need help.
2007-09-15 16:07:21 · 13 answers · asked by Lonewolf 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Psst...is that you Rene?
2007-09-15 16:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell the cafe' and tell them you are no longer the owner. This should clear your name. The paintings have been taken from them, Don't worry about it. They are secure with me. The British airmen have just taken off to the island of Jamaica for some fun in the sun and some gonja MAAANNN. The girls have told me you have a little wee-wee and they would rather work on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. They are fet up with your decrepit a.s.s.---- I'm sure everybody would agree
2007-09-15 16:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just hide the paintings and keep the Resistance out of the basement. Your wife already knows about the love affairs... she's having a few herself. It's all good.
2007-09-15 16:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Kacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dial 911.
2007-09-15 16:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by RudiA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise, is that you? Boy, get off of Yahoo Answers! Remember drinking and messaging don't mix, brotha.
2007-09-15 16:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lovey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like William Wallace said, "the lord thinks he can get me through but he's pretty sure you're f---ed".
2007-09-15 16:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Chuck J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, enoutgh of the drama. This has got to be a joke....
give me a brake.
2007-09-15 16:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by cindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good times.
2007-09-15 17:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suggest you get off the NyQuil,now.
2007-09-15 16:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by Julius C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt that series run for years?
2007-09-15 17:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋