Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs are busy fixing up their humble abode. The 7 Dwarfs are out back working in the bottom of the water well.
That afternoon, Snow White is preparing dinner for the evening when she hears a very loud crash out back and knows immediately that the well has collapsed. She runs out the door to see if anyone is alive.
Leaning over the well, she yells down “hello” hoping that somebody will respond. She hears nothing and yells again, “say something if you can hear me!”
A faint voice from the bottom of the well comes back, “vote for Hillary.”
Snow White is quite relieved and says, “Oh thank goodness! At least Dopey survived!”
2007-09-15 12:06:40 · 11 answers · asked by KittyCatFishApe 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
HAHA! Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-15 12:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by jrldsmith 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
If that was Paris Hilton I would call Fox News to cover the story........
I would have Paris Hilton climb down the well to rescue Dopey while Fox News is taping it....
Then have Paris Hilton run for President as a Saint and a brave American.
2007-09-15 12:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Whitest_American 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't believe Bush would say "Vote for Hillary". Thats where your story really falls apart.
2007-09-15 12:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by brian2412 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snow White is the conservative huh? Living with 7 dwarves is pretty kinky.
2007-09-15 12:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What was the middle part?
Grand old princess? Far out babe, how did you do that? no don't , don't tell me u r still a ......? Wow. how did all them Grand Ol Farts, managed to miss u? damn, babe!
Honestly, don't leave your day job to be a comedian! ya, u just won't do. Got to go now, take care!
Oh your majesty, you are welcome to check my profile. you'll find some jokes. enjoy.
2007-09-15 12:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This isn't the Jokes section.
2007-09-15 15:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would apply this scenario 100 fold with Bush being endorsed at the end.
2007-09-15 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Question after question, rant after rant!
Do you ever ask an intelligent question, or just slanted analogies that contain nothing informative.
Education. You should try it.
2007-09-15 12:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mitchell . 5 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Thanks for the afternoon laugh! A star for you!
2007-09-15 12:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao :-)
2007-09-15 12:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by surferchiq1313 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋