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...will they have to widen the doors to the oval office to accomadate her enormous posterior?

2007-09-15 11:49:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

14 answers

Hillary should remember the old phrase, "Men give wide berth to a woman of great girth".

Actually, I think they'll have to enlarge the windows of the Oval Office so that Hillary can dispatch her army of hissing, uniformed, winged monkeys (ala The Wizard of Oz)

Also, they'll have to add more exits from the White House, because after working a couple weeks for a bitter, deceptive, lying, emasculating, ball buster like Hillary, staff will be running for the exits like movie patrons who hear someone yell "Fire!!!"

2007-09-15 12:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 1

Yes. The bottoms of the doors.
Her ankles are 6 inches thick with very hairy legs.

Too bad she doesn't have a cute shapely figure like the Sissy Johnny Edwards.

2007-09-15 18:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by wolf 6 · 0 1

It will be widened to accommodate her enormous ego which results from such hunger for power.

2007-09-15 19:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure, just as soon as they start a reconstruction of Senate washrooms to accommodate Larry Craig's "wide stance."

2007-09-15 19:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you been eating the paint off those Mattel toys again?
I would hope the size of any of our Presidential hopefuls back sides would have nothing to do with whether one votes for them or not....

2007-09-15 18:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Great depth of analysis. You can see why conservatism has led the US to bankruptcy and unending wars. Brilliant.

2007-09-15 18:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by jxt299 7 · 2 1

No, it was made wide enough for any head of state, and their heads are the biggest there are.

2007-09-15 18:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by fangtaiyang 7 · 0 0

you'll be happy anyway, at least another 4 years of stuff for you to whine about

2007-09-15 18:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Question after question, rant after rant!

Do you ever ask an intelligent question, or just slanted attacks that contain nothing informative.

Education, Ronin. You should try it.

2007-09-15 18:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mitchell . 5 · 3 1

yes,it will also start raining fire.
The devil will come from hell and become vice president.
The world will fall apart.
Marriges will be destoryed overnight.

2007-09-15 19:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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