*shakes head* I think you need to stop asking questions there Mr. Sniffles LMAO
(OK OK OK you did it *pinch*) You are in A LOT OF TROUBLE NOW!
2007-09-15 11:42:06
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answered by ? 4
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I am not Tammy, but Major I am going to answer any way.
A fart is the sharpest thing in the universe, it can cut through any thing and not leave a hole, usless it is really acidy, and then there is a real problem.
Yes, I have, and it was some real stinkers, and the SOB's followed me around when I tried to leave them. Heck in a grocery store, I really cut loose and it followed me from the produce department clear to the meat department, I couldn't shake it.
EDIT:: I got this message today, and I had to share it with you, it does go with your question.
A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease.
It warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known to sound like a song.
A fart can create a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell, while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while.
A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there, with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad, is simply not true,
We must never forget.......sweet old farts like you!
2007-09-15 22:15:17
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answered by nevada nomad 6
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Yes
2007-09-15 11:46:33
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answered by Pip 6
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This Tammy person sounds like a real stinker!!!
2007-09-15 13:06:26
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answered by St. Christopher of Yahoo 2
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omg!! YES.... it's called a SNEEZE!! the fart just sneaks right on out there with the sneeze!! so embarrassing at work! haha
2007-09-15 18:39:04
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answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7
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It's happened to me many times. It's really embarressing, though. Especially when others hear it.
2007-09-15 11:49:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol funny but no to embarrassing
2007-09-15 11:44:16
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answered by ****Janina_Be_Rockin 3
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Yes, in the middle of an anatomy class at college.
****so embarrassed****
2007-09-15 11:43:54
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answered by Anonymous
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yup in the grocery store lol....silent but deadly
2007-09-15 11:43:41
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answered by LaLa 3
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Lol yes I have
2007-09-15 11:42:51
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answered by Nico 7
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