Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
2007-09-15 10:06:10 · 7 answers · asked by Balaboo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One-sided moron. None of those excuses cut muster. Soooo shallow!!!!!
Real People (Women)
Enjoy change
Don't need a garage
Make plans (are organised!)
Enjoy pleasure
Can be President!!
Can procreate
Can enjoy nipple-popping t-shirting
Can pull mechanics and get their car fixed
Are not disgusting in public
Have personal standards
Have no time for nuts
Have job satisfaction
So do laughter lines
Can pay for own wedding dress if you're too mean
Just stare at your wrinkles!
Are not ignorant in public
Have style!
Are not boring
Make useful contacts with others
Tank tops are so flattering ;o)
2007-09-15 10:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Norah B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 05:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intrepid, men are pretty much the way you say but that doesn't mean that they are happy! What the Women have the men want! Most will get it if they can! I Love what you wrote, I'm with the men as you say on most things, I wish you a great weekend my friend! Jimmy.
2007-09-15 10:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the world is so fantastic for Men
Why are there more widows than widowers
2007-09-15 10:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by thelev51 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two words: multiple orgasms
(women win)
2007-09-15 10:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by maraesa1000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree
2007-09-15 10:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
interesting!!
2007-09-15 10:13:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋