A cup of hot scolding Starbucks coffee spilt on my lap, swerved into on coming traffic just missing an eighteen wheeler, but struck a poor defenseless deer instead. Car skidded, flipped, turned and ended up in a ditch. Paramedics came two hours later, rushed to E.R. totally fine, not a scratch, not a nick! Thank goodness. Just had to go back home to change my suit and redo my makeup; what a hard day...Okay, soooo, what'd I miss?
2007-09-15 09:52:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I've been casting spells on the religious population. I just wonder if they are planning to have a BBQ with a witch on a stick.
2007-09-15 17:46:56
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answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7
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i was in the ladies room and i-----errr ahh got my north end stuck in the toilet,then as i got up the floor was wet and soapy so i slid and got myself all dirty,then i went back home to change and dada,im here!
2007-09-15 16:53:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I got caught on the phone just as I was about to leave and he/she just would NOT stop talking.
2007-09-15 16:50:53
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answered by winnie2 5
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My excuse??? i have been away up a mountain!
2007-09-16 21:27:37
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answered by ausblue 7
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