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then when you got up you noticed that on your chair was a mnin man (an inch tall) and he was flattened because you'd just sat on him. Then you discovered that it was your horrible ex, who owed you loads of money and had been hitting you for years) what would you do and what would you say ? ?

2007-09-15 07:47:31 · 7 answers · asked by Dean R 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

is that even possible?

2007-09-15 08:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0 0

I'd cringe at the thought he's been near my backside. You couldn't hit him back because there would be no satisfactory thud when thumping an inch tall person. I'd probably just hand him in at lost property. Oh dear, answering this has made me realise i've lost the fire in my life!!

2007-09-15 14:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by snaffle 4 · 0 0

i would use my thumbnail to scrape him off before h stained my furniture, get a toothpick and poke him hard in the eyes, and while he was howling in pain flick out the window in a deep puddle in the depths below. a well thought out plan of revenge, i should say.

2007-09-15 14:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 2 0

Say Damm always knew you were little **** , damm just like when we were married i didn't feel you

2007-09-18 14:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"what are you doing here hun? i killed you [insert number of years that had passed since break up] years ago"

2007-09-15 14:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would fart lol! no im joking i would just say, "wait...have we met before?"

2007-09-15 14:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by >>Rican[Mamii♥]<< 3 · 1 0

"Oh i'm sorry. Did i hurt you? ...............Live with it *****"

2007-09-15 14:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 1 0

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