Mine says:
To whom it may concern,
Don't bother looking for me! EVER!!! I am safe, happy & content here playing a little "jungle love"... with my man Tarzan!
Sincerely,
Jane ♥
LOL =D
2007-09-15 06:38:32 · 16 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mine would say : " I'm Tarzan." !!!
2007-09-15 12:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To whom it may concern:
We are marooned on this desert island . The natives are restless and Friday is no help. Please get here soon before I end up in a pot of their stew. My coordinates are 40 degrees North and 20 degrees east .
Sincerely ,
Robinson Crusoe
PS The female spider monkeys love people.
2007-09-15 14:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. I want to trade bottles with you. Mine says Your Ship Is About To Come In. Get excited!
2007-09-15 13:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Up yours bunghole
(not directed towards you but I think it would be a funny message to find)
2007-09-15 13:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by serenity113001 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a nice day from someone very far away.
2007-09-15 15:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine is a curse. it says 'whoever opens this will be cursed forever. although you may rid yourself of the curse by never having sex again'
uh oh..
2007-09-15 13:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Return to sender!
2007-09-17 12:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Bark at the Moon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To whom it may concern,
No, it's not butter.
Sincerely,
Charlotte â¥
2007-09-15 15:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by DuranDoll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dear reader,
cows r cool!
ur fellow cow lover,
jane
2007-09-15 13:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine says " I wish I could find my way back to yesteryear".
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak8.xmddHM8nJ9KQDszoQMTOxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20070915103412AAS42Hd
2007-09-15 13:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋