ok what do u mean by each of this sacarsm?

Question

1.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
2.If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
3.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
4.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
5.Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6.It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet
8.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
each of it i need ur opinion

Answer 1

Interesting variety here, Electra

1: If you don't say anything, you have nothing to apologize for later

2: The truth is the truth. If you lie, you have to remember them to keep them straight later. Much like the first, in that if when you do speak, you tell the truth, there will be no need for apologies after.

3: Nothing more than a joke

4: Realize that criticism is not always well-accepted by the criticizee. Be very careful what you say and how you say it, and especially whether or not it's said at all. Friendships are lost and wars started over ill-timed and ill-conceived criticisms

5: A lot of truth to this one. A good manager keeps his staff well trained and well informed, so that any one can step into his (her) position. If one doesn't, it's a sign of potential insecurity or ego, both of which will destroy upward movement.

6: And coldest immediately after. Keep a positive outlook. Change is in the offing.

7: One who tests the water with both feet is sure to get wet. If you're unsure, don't fully commit yourself to a course of action.

8: the opposite of 6. Glass half empty outlook.

Thanks for the question, and thanks for the chance to think a little this morning.

Answer 2

They are comic variations of old sayings. For example #2: The original is "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember the lies"--#8 the orginal is "The journey of a 1000 miles begins with the first step".

I gave you two of them ... apparently this is an assignment. I don't do people's homework. Do what I did for my degrees . . . I did my own homework. My guess is this is for a language class. You are not going to learn the language by cheating.

Answer 3

Okay, here are the ones I liked:
1- if you keep you mouth shut, you want say something inappropriate.
2- by telling the true, you don't have to keep up with your lies
5- if your boss can't find someone else to do you job, you can guarantee he or she will block your promotion
6- Do your dirt in the dark

Answer 4

Sacarsm

Answer 5

Hello, just wanted to mention, I enjoyed this discussion. quite inspiring answers

Answer 6

I don't consider this list to represent sarcasm.