All suggestions appreciated
2007-09-15 05:26:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
C'mon, a key isn't very sporting and besides, I haven't got one...
2007-09-15 05:41:29 · update #1
I'm looking for a particularly fiendish idea, with possible lethal consequences for my good self if it goes wrong
2007-09-15 05:45:26 · update #2
Ha ha Palmerpath, that is fantastic! It'll never work of course! I'll try it now...
2007-09-15 06:19:23 · update #3
Oh, the shame of it---my father, refusing to hunt wild birds!...
Okay, here's a plan.
Go to the nearest mousehole. Set up a small building front that reads "Bank Vault". Set a non-lethal mousetrap behind the fake front. Catch elusive-but-temptation-prone criminal mouse. Threaten to make him your lunch if he doesn't cooperate. Show him birdcage. Set him into ACME blowgun with bag of tools, TNT, blowtorch. Stand under birdcage. Puff criminal mouse to padlock level, a breath at a time. Meanwhile, wear Gypsy costume and play classical mazurka to distract Tweety-bird.
This may actually work.
Then again, criminal mouse may be interrupted and inspired by music to dance with Tweety-bird, leaving TNT & blowtorch to drop back down ACME blowgun, with dire consequences, leaving you a smoking ruin with a shattered tambourine.
Father, look! A giant mouse hopping all over the living-room! Forget the Tweety-bird and remember your hunter heritage! I'm so proud of you!
2007-09-15 06:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The key is probably on the keyring with all your other owner's keys.
Encourage your owner to dangle the keys for you to play with.
They will be highly amused.
Gain their confidence. Eventually they will give you the keys to play with on your own.
Hey presto....just wait till they go out the room.
p.s. The key will be the smallest one on the ring.
Good luck.
With the additional information you have given.......
Start purring beside the cage. Roll over and look and look at the bird lovingly.
Owners really like it when their pets become friends.
Next step they will take the padlock off themselves!!
p.s. You didn't say what type of bird it was. This information is based on a budgie.
2007-09-15 05:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by jack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well....first, you are a cat, and cats do not have thumbs so a hammer and chisel wouldnt work....maybe try some wire cutters and cut the cage which the padlock is attatched to as the bars will probably be weaker than the padlock! Good luck with that Sylvestre!!
2007-09-15 05:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This test grew to become into performed on Mythbusters. they got here across that a handgun around grew to become into very enormously no longer at risk of open a reliable padlock even after a number of photographs. i think of they used grasp Locks for their attempt. They did be able to open between the locks with a rifle. If I remember properly, it grew to become right into a .30-06. of their test, they shot the midsection of the lock. i do no longer understand if it somewhat is the main susceptible area yet that grew to become into the place they shot it. So the foremost's which you would be able to shoot open a lock yet no longer likely with a handgun. One will might desire to apply a rifle to do it. of direction, in Hollywood, they might do it with a slingshot in the event that they needed to. purely can not have confidence what you spot in video clips.
2016-12-26 11:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by schroder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, here goes.
find all the pots and pans, and chairs you can find, obviously stacking them up underneath the bird cage with the smallest at the bottom. when it looks suitably unstable and almost reaches the cage, climb up and balance precariously on one leg with tongue stuck out.
at this point, produce toothpick from pocket that you dont have and attempt to pick the lock.
toothpick will splinter, and wobbly stack of pots/pans/chairs will topple. grab at the cage and dangle above ground.
hopefully, your weight will pull the cage down and you will be able to work on a level surface.
i suggest not removing the lock, but placing both paws in cage and dissecting bird into bite size pieces, preferably before Grandma comes home...
good luck!
2007-09-16 02:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by nuttygirl824 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the key to unlock the padlock and remove it from the cage.
2007-09-15 05:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by ʎʇɐʞ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to eat all your seed and beg some spinach off Popeye and then you will be able to bend the bars and get out that way !
2007-09-15 10:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by chezliz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just break the birdcage and ignore the padlock
2007-09-15 05:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by ænima 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who let the dogs out
2007-09-15 09:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asbestos gloves,torch the sucker off, and proceed with the barbecue!
2007-09-15 11:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋