Should I answer the door stark naked with a butcher knife? Do you think this will deter them from coming around anymore? Seriously, I tried the nice approach now I am thinking a more drastic approach. Mine you this is ONLY a joke.
2007-09-15 04:39:17 · 8 answers · asked by DeCaying_Roses 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
crank up the tunes really loud,i find they'll just go right on by
2007-09-15 04:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, create a fake tattoo across your chest of the star of david.
Of course, you should be in your tighty whities (naked isnt very nice) and try to convert them to judism. If they say something rude like their religion is better than yours or some s h it, then tell them if they have the right to preach, you do too and how this is your home and in your home, you talk about judism or some deal. Jesus was a jew, so they better respect that star between your nipples.
2007-09-15 11:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but you might want to find out the laws in your area regarding indecent exposure. If one of your neighbours, or their children were to see you, you could be arrested...just a thought.
In all actuality, the Jehovah's Witness who was speaking to you probably wouldn't even notice since they would be looking at your face.
2007-09-15 14:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by izofblue37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm if you answer like that they will probably feel you need more help then normal and be more persistant. I think you need to rent a Pope costume and answer the door like that. That might finally drive them away.
2007-09-15 11:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They have a "do not call" list. Once you have asked them not to come by, they should honor your request. Short of that, tell them you are a devout Jew - or Muslim - or Catholic - or Buddist.
-MM
2007-09-15 11:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just do not answer the door! It's my house, my door I have the right not to answer it.
2007-09-15 11:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Theresa C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't open the door and say,"Go Away, please." They will and after the fourth or fifth week they will no longer stop.
2007-09-15 11:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mine came the other day
2007-09-15 11:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋