** I don't laugh sorry!
2007-09-22 16:30:00
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answered by Me 7
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I was reading a list titled "Things I've Learned from British Folk Ballads". You have to love traditional/folk music in order to get the jokes.
I kept having to stop while I was reading it because of the tears of laughter. I sent a copy to two friends but haven't heard from them yet. Maybe they're laughing too hard to type!
Don't bother reading unless you like "old-timey" songs; others will not get the joke:
Don't ignore warnings.
If someone tells you to beware of Long Lankin, friggin' beware of him.
If someone tells you not to go by Carterhaugh, stay away.
Same goes for your mother asking you not to go out hunting on a particular day.
Portents about weather, particularly when delivered by an old sailor who is not currently chatting up a country maid, are always worth heeding.
If someone says that he's planning to kill you, believe him.
If someone says he's going to die, believe him.
Avoid navigable waterways.
Don't let yourself be talked into going down by the wild rippling water, the wan water, the salt sea shore, the strand, the lowlands low, the Burning Thames, and any area where the grass grows green on the banks of some pool.
Cliffs overlooking navigable waterways aren't safe either.
If you get the jokes above, there are many more on the list!
2007-09-22 14:28:35
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answered by MystMoonstruck 7
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The last time I CRIED to TEARS is when I had a few drinks and was happy and laughing, talking to family, and then a sad thought came to my mind about some of my family which I don't want to mention and the tears started......
2007-09-14 18:51:36
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answered by MIA_1 1
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tears come to me easily ,when i feel and realise that people cheated me and took advantage of my soft nature .
last time i must have cried two weeks ago but never from laughing hard . i have never cried from laughing hard yet ,though i laugh very hard with my wife on funny episodes and my boo boos made at times ,i cry only when i read sad stories ,see movies ,or feel sorry for my state of affairs due to mean people who financially cheat me many times as i trust everyone easily .
2007-09-16 03:07:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Hmm, not too long ago. But long enough I forgot.
It was s joke someone told me on an Ebay discussion board. or a true story. But I was visiting there.
That is if I remember right. My daughter or niece could have said or done something.
See, I don't remember. I do remember it hurting my sides, because I was laughing so hard.
Maybe it was something on TV.
2007-09-14 18:31:17
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answered by litecandles 5
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While I was listening to Larry The Cable Guy's new album. Specifically, the part where he says: "So, Waffle House is celebrating its 50th anniversary. What a coincidence, I got a steak at the Waffle House the other day and it was celebrating its 45th anniversary! But don't eat the steak at the Waffle House. You'll be crapping colors Sherwin Williams ain't never heard of!" lol
2007-09-14 18:29:33
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answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6
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Gosh, it's been about 3 or 4 weeks ago. I got into a laughing jag - the kind where you tear up and your sides hurt. LOL.
2007-09-14 18:26:31
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answered by Anonymous
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24/7
2007-09-14 18:29:40
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answered by Babybear 6
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Tonight--reading some of the answers. At times, I will read answers to a certain question and I can't stop laughing.....uhmm...I mean crying from laughing so hard. :))
2007-09-22 15:57:16
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answered by krissyderic 7
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a few nights ago we were driving by a small crowd of people and there was a manhole cover that popped up and banged loudly, all but one were calm but one high school girl tensed her hands down to her side and screamed in the high notes of opera with her mouth contorted open and her face looking like it was stretched upward and downward
2007-09-14 18:29:28
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answered by Anonymous
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some lady on yahoo answers asked about what people thought of this terrible terrible baby name noone could pronounce....and the answers were hysterical...i literally had tears in my eyes...i'm gonna try to find the question..you will LOL for sure
2007-09-14 18:38:19
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answered by hb kitten 4
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