There is a blonde and a brunette sitting in the pub when the news comes on........ the news reader reports that theres a man threatening to jump off a bridge............. the blonde asks the brunette if she would like to bet on the outcome of the poor mans fate, confused, the brunette accepts the bet................they both place £20 each on the table with the blonde saying that she bets the man DOESN'T jump therefore the brunette has to take the bet that the man will indeed jump off the bridge!! A few minutes later, there is sad news that the man on the bridge did indeed jump off ..............the brunette picks up her £40 winnings and says i can't believe that the man jumped and i made money out of something sad like that..............the blonde replies.......i can't believe he jumped either, i watched it earlier and didn't think he'd be daft enough to do it again!!
2007-09-14 18:18:06 · 22 answers · asked by Coco32 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i love that joke!!!! that's like my fave blonde joke.
2007-09-14 18:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! The so-called "blondes" shouldn't be offended because, personally, I've never met a *real* blonde over the age of 10!
2007-09-14 18:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by trebor namyl hcaeb 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha HA HA
2007-09-14 22:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2007-09-14 19:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha pmsl that's funny and i'm blonde, ooohhh i'm so dumb lol lol lol
2007-09-14 19:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny
2007-09-14 18:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by angel pants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. I like it, and I'm blonde! Oh yea, and I get it !!!!
2007-09-14 18:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by bigDcowgirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
PMSL........ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,LMAO.......Good Yin
2007-09-14 20:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one hahaha
2007-09-14 20:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey what a stupid joke. Find a better one.
2007-09-14 18:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hehehe
2007-09-14 18:23:37 · answer #11 · answered by darkling 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋