Mine is:
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you
please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used
on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of
syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I
heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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2007-09-14 15:44:27 · 28 answers · asked by marce79927 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-17 12:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
2007-09-14 22:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by ☮ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
2007-09-14 22:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by G Money 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hiddy-ho-neighbor! Anything involving Flanders gets me cracking up.
2007-09-22 22:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'oh!
Operator give me the number for 911.
2007-09-14 22:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by Pip 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
give me the number 911
2007-09-14 22:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Out My Mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can bring Spiderpig with you.
It's not a spiderpig anymore, it's Harry Porkper.
2007-09-14 22:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao i love the one you have. Ihave too many to post
2007-09-22 16:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by meemeetub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Kill my boss? Dare I live the American dream?"
From the Halloween episode with vampires.
2007-09-14 22:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by ahandle101 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhhhhhhh,DONUTS
2007-09-14 22:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by jesbud51 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋