grammar help?

Question

Ok I have to turn this letter into a mean letter and something that you would never want to read.

Dear Jack,
I want a man who knows what love is all about you are generous kind thoughtful people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior you have ruined me for other men I yearn for you I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart I can be forever happy will you let me be yours
Jill

I need to punctuate that to be mean and nasty. Please help

And this one

Every Lady in this land
Hath 20 Nails on each hand
Five & twenty on hands and feet;
And this is true, without deceit

How can I punctuate that to make sense.

Answer 1

You want this done through punctuation changes only?
I'll give it a try.

Dear Jack.
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you, are generous, kind, thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn; for you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jill

Every Lady in this land hath 20 nails; on each hand, five.
Twenty on hands and feet, and this it true without deceit.

Answer 2

Dear Jack,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous kind thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn. For you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Jill

Every Lady in this land hath 20 Nails. On each hand five, and twenty on hands and feet. And this is true, without deceit

Answer 3

Dear Jack,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior! You have ruined me; for other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Jill

Answer 4

The punctuation for the Nails work, but I am skeptical of its veracity. Surely the are some ladies in the land who have had arms or legs amputated!

Ans some who have six fingers or toes on one or both hands and feet.

Answer 5

Poor Jack... I think you should just talk to him. Even if you hate him, it would be more respectful to him as a person, it shouldn't matter, even if he is a terrible person.
It may be hard, but i think if you tell him in person, it will come, you won't need punctuation to express the way you feel, because you will be there doing it, it will be more powerful. Also, it would show an unknow strenght in your character, and maybe someday you will be glad you faced him.