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Let's see here...OK, OK, I've got it!

Let's get up early on Saturday so we can clean house!

Oh, you're not feeling well today? I'll cook and do the wash!

I think I'd like to take your mother to lunch today!

Don't get up honey, I get it!

To his bride...You are the ugliest mutt I've ever seen!

Can you teach me how to dice onions?

Gee honey, I don't know how you juggle all the things you have to do during the day...all I do is hold down one job while you have a dozen every day!

Don't forget our anniversary is tomorrow!

Why don't you get the girls together and have them come over or better yet, you haven't been out in so long...Here's $200.00...tell the girls pizza and drinks are on me!

After being married 25 years...Thank you baby for the sweetest sex I've ever had in my life!

2007-09-14 13:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Chris B 7 · 1 0

8) Here honey, you use the remote.

7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1) We never talk anymore.

2007-09-14 13:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. 3 · 5 0

No sex tonight honey, I've got a headache.
Oh, I can't deal with this, it's that time of the month!
We'd better pull over and ask someone for directions.
I used to want to be a ballerina when I grew up.
I love that movie -- everytime I watch it I just cry my eyes out!

2007-09-14 13:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are
just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I
gotta see!

Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be
held.

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a
pair of shoes?

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.

2007-09-14 13:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♕ℭrown ƒit me good♕ 6 · 1 0

Sorry I was wrong, I am lost, can you ladies give me directions? Women should be more active in Politics.
Don't talk that way there's a woman in the room.
Treat women with respect,would you talk to your granma that way?

I'm exhausted

2007-09-14 13:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by frank 5 · 0 0

this beer is too cold!
there's no way i can finish this steak!
oh! The Notebook is my favorite movie!
I'm tired of watching football!
I wish I was working this weekend!
I knew it'd never work out for Brad and Jen!
My shoes clash with the carpet!

2007-09-14 13:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by SingingImp 6 · 1 0

how can i make my finger's nail get stronger.?
I have my PMS.
my mom is my best friend.
the beauty salloon is very expensive
I will be back ,I need a touch up.
would you please come with me to the restrooms?


Wait I am not ready ,yet.
I can't find the right shoes.
I had a fight with my best female friend.( she is a witch and I love it ,is more accurated))

my favorite..
sorry, no sex tonight honey!! ( I think that's the winner)

2007-09-14 13:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets ask that kind man for directions.

2007-09-14 13:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Honey, lets go shopping, theres nothing good on TV.

2007-09-14 13:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a think i'm going to start my period.

could you please put down the seat next time.

i was going to get the pink one but it was out of stock.

you get up on this table and breathe.

i got us lost and now, i'm needing directions.

i wear the pants around here even though you bought them on sale for me.

2007-09-14 13:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by HADITDUN 5 · 0 0

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