I've just about completed a conjurer's circle with just the right balance of conjonctio, cosmic lemniscate, and tristitia that I'm certain will allow the dead to walk the earth (unless the lawn sprinklers come on and wash it away again). But its not like they can all stay in my garage, and most don't have the wealth of undead snobs like Dracula or Courtney Love, so they'll have to enter the workforce and earn their keep.
Where should we send them for jobs?
2007-09-14 12:47:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Government work takes normal people and makes them half-dead, so I'm afraid if we put undead in those jobs they'll shortly turn into figgy pudding, sometimes tasty but always hard to clean up.
2007-09-15 05:17:18 · update #1
Clicked on 5 thumbs-up for 'tortellinijazz' because of the recycling theme in her response.
2007-09-15 05:19:42 · update #2
Drive thru window at a fast food place. I used to work there. They can have it. Dog walker. The dogs can lead them around. But, they might eat the undead. Or vice versa. Stand ins for commercials and Revival week at churches. Drug prevention clinics. They can be 'your brain on drugs'. Replacements for Emo cliches. Some might not notice John doesn't smell that good anymore. They can be recruited by neo-cons to fill out their shrinking ranks of Bush supporters.
2007-09-14 12:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by St. Toad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
correct to the gun area Shady Jeff invited the band and his relatives and 2 friends to his party. Charlie and Deuce further a pair of their friends, which Shady didnt understand.. After a while, close to the party's end, Deuce began getting agressive in direction of all and sundry, and Shady instructed him to get out or he's looking the law enforcement officials. Deuce refused to depart and instructed him that he could beat the law enforcement officials too. Then Shady pointed a gun at Deuce and instructed him that "no person includes his party, then threatens his relatives" Deuce began to ask for forgiveness, and left, yet sued Shady for pointing a gun at him "for no reason" And approximately why did he depart... properly some guy responded that he could convey his very own assistant and he could ask for money from the completed band
2016-11-15 06:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the post office is already taken, I gotta say the IRS. After that, the court system. After that, Department of Social Services, welfare. 'Course maybe the Pres is looking for part-timers? And OJ is pretty busy and probably could use some part-time help. And definitely cell phone customer service can always use help.
2007-09-14 16:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
department stores where they can replace the mannikins
in modeling clothing and sports goods.
(looking at some of the mannikins in the stores now Im sure some of them are already zombies just waiting for midnight before getting active)
you could also rent them out to people in the "Gothic" movement. they are always looking for things to give that "dark" touch to their decor
the gothic people dress in black with black eyeliner and lipstick im not sure but they may already be zombies too.
2007-09-14 14:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Syberian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would make very good personal bodyguards for witches and other paranormal believers. How cool! Instead of going to college and struggling to build yourself a career you can just open a zombie bodyguard agency.
2007-09-15 01:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Department of Motor Vehicles.
2007-09-14 12:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Post office, DMV, or unemployment offices are good places, all of them employ slow moving, slightly dim personnel. You will have to behead a chicken and let them suck the blood or they won't be able to talk or pass as an illusion of living beings.
2007-09-14 13:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mortuary Assistant.
mmmm....brains
2007-09-14 12:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by j.d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well really they're meant to be working your evil will and performing your unholy commands - you shouldn't have raised them if you don't have anything for them to do.
I think you should get them jobs as Wal-Mart greeters, and next time, don't raise the undead for frivolous purposes.
2007-09-14 14:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They can mow the graveyards in the summer and scare people after dark, especially around Halloween.
2007-09-14 12:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by billy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋