Every time I think I've lost them, they start their festive music and begin chasing me through streets!
Damn, here they are AGAIN. At the Mall!
Aaaiieeeee.....!!
2007-09-14 12:35:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You can still consider yourself lucky, in my part of the world I'm getting stalked by a German OOMPAH band.
They keep playing the same repertoire over and over again,
( It's all basically 1 rehashed song anyway ).
"Wir sind die Bayerische Holzackerbuben "figures prominently, and 1 more rendition of "OH, mein Papa "will probably push me
over the edge.
The visual threat is as intimidating as their cacophony, I can assure you that the never ending spectacle of middle aged,
beer bellied men in lederhosen with enormous suspenders
wearing silly green hats with feathers in it is not easy on the eyes.
OMG!....They brought a Yodeler with them this time !!
They're "busking with intent" in the streets of A'dam.
2007-09-14 23:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
OMG i thought i was the only person that was happening to we should start a support group for people like us who have mariachi band stalkers so if one of us figure out how to get rid of them we all know
2007-09-14 19:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by whatnotery 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have the same problem. I am here at the beach being followed by a short wave band. They are playing saxaphones and riding on surfboards. Oddly enough, they are getting good reception here. No one is giving them any static except for a few pigs with their ham radio sets.
2007-09-14 19:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I keep hearing that song "umberrrellla, ella, ella...". It's driving me mad. I mean really, why would I want some silly tart to protect me from the rain? I have a suitable hooded parka and wellie boots.
2007-09-15 05:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a groupie with the band. Which means I stalk them.
Peace.
2007-09-14 19:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They must like the way you dance around the hat!
La kook a ra cha, La kook a ra cha, Hey!
Now lets see you do it without spilling your beer! Ready, Go...
2007-09-14 20:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make like a cactus and maybe they will move on....hey I've had my share of a Parade band dude,only thing that chased them away was eating cabbage..>=)
2007-09-14 19:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey......... I thought last month you were being chased by the disembodied head of some b-list actor........Ronald Reagan, I think it was.....
Oh, right....... he's the one playing bass guitar.
I believe this is good evidence, for the existence of Karma....
2007-09-15 00:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*peeks out from underneath giant, brightly colored, novelty sombrero*
He's heading south ... past the Pretzel Wagon. Squad 3 in pursuit.
2007-09-14 22:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, but I do have this mysterious pack of little green things that kinda look like gherkins, and they are lined up in columns stretched as far as the horizon, looking kinda like some sort of world domination army...
Are they yours, or can I eat them???
2007-09-14 19:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋